That awkward moment when

Your next door neighbor the garbage man challenges you to a one on one and you refuse


Do not post flyers.
Do not post flyers.

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Ron’s face omg like poor Ron can I just hug him he’s so adorable and he is omg just so sad

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Kittie Minaj

Kittie Minaj

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Reblog if Hogwarts is your home.

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loki-dokey:

sillysymphonic:

ladyknight1991:

Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue

THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING



SO AM I

loki-dokey:

sillysymphonic:

ladyknight1991:

Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue

THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING

SO AM I

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Q
Dude, So I swear that Ducky is going to be okay! The actor that plays him (David Macallum) just signed a 2 year contract with NCIS! But I am seriously freaking out!!!!
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I was sitting on the couch and I just started bawling and screaming and I was like omg, there goes Ducky, McGee is gonna be injured, and Gibbs and Abby were RIGHT THERE, and Tony and Ziva are stuck, but then I came on here and I saw that David Macallum signsed for another 2 years and I was soooo happy, but like how dare they leave off like that. I went into my room, collapsed on my bed, and was like Ducky’s goooonnnneee, there’s a reason why it was a rainy day at the beach because no body goes to the beac on a rainy day! I feel so bad now, but yeah, it killed me.


It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.’
‘Right, it’s primarily his hotness,’ I said.
‘It can be sort of blinding,’ he said.
‘It actually did blind our friend Isaac,’ I said.
‘Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly beauty?’
‘You cannot.’
‘It is my burden, this beautiful face.’
‘Not to mention your body.’
‘Seriously, don’t even get me started on my hot bod. You don’t want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace’s breath away,’ he said, nodding toward the oxygen tank.
The Fault in Our Stars, John Green (via robinisthebride)

Friend: oh, Josh Hutcherson is so ugly
Me: ...
Friend: Yeah, He is.
Me:
Friend: HEY, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN, I WAS KIDDING.